I Shall Never Mess Up Again

How do you mend a broken three-chambered heart? This question tailed me as I wandered lost and lonely from the burrow of the frog I once loved most ardently. It is true she endeavored to devour me, rend me limb from spotted limb, and yet, in my eyes, she had been perfect. Mayhap, I mused, … Read more

Bucs CANNOT Mess This Up!

The Bucs have their second game against the Saints this season. It’s a matchup that they should win, and they really can’t mess it up with what else is in store for the team. Pewter Report also recaps what went on during Thursday’s media events. Watch the new Pewter Report Podcast from the Pewter Report … Read more

The Mess At Newark Airport Is Only The Beginning

There is one feed—a remote line described as a “long extension cord“—that connects the radar for air traffic above Newark Airport to the air traffic controllers in Philadelphia, who make sure that planes take off and land safely. The line has gone down at least twice before, and last week, on April 28, it went … Read more

Michael Douglas ‘a Mess’ Without Wife Catherine Zeta-Jones (EXCL)

Catherine Zeta-Jones is heading to Europe for a long stint to film her next project, Kill Jackie, and a source exclusively tells Closer the prolonged separation will be tough on her husband, Michael Douglas, who’s dreading the time apart and is not used to fending for himself.  The source says the A-list couple have eased … Read more