Escalating

Twelve Minutes Of Ice Cube Stumbling Around An Empty Office In An Escalating Panic Almost Redeems The Rest Of ‘War Of The Worlds’

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The climax of the new movie War of the Worlds features cheap-looking CGI’d clips of large robots standing next to large buildings, cut together with b-roll clips of B-2 stealth bombers in flight and Zoom-style laptop camera shots of several exhausted actors making wildly unconvincing Oh no faces. The music is very intense. This would’ve … Read more

Micah Parsons Ready to Take ‘Drastic Measures’ Amid Escalating Contract Drama With Cowboys

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Micah Parsons may finally have run out of patience with the Dallas Cowboys and is reportedly ready to make significant decisions ahead of the new NFL season. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has dragged out the contract negotiations, seemingly to nobody’s benefit, and has controversially taken shots at both the player and his agent during the … Read more