Defector Investigates: Is Jon Heyman Paying Too Much For Blueberries?

As a general rule, you do not want to know what sportswriters are eating. Assume that it’s happening at strange times and in strange ways. Some of this is due to the specific pressures of the job; some of it is just because sportswriters are strange. Sportswriters, on balance, are probably not as strange about … Read more

Meet Chuck And Purrle, The Newest Members Of The Defector Pet Family

My life has always included cats. Even before owning a cat, I played with all the cats at the pet store inside the local mall and relentlessly begged my parents for one, who finally gave in somewhere in the early 1990s and let me adopt an orange tabby. As a young woman in my early … Read more

Nobody Can Do That | Defector

Perhaps it is time to coordinate an emergency delivery of some rudimentary lessons about human biology to the sportswriters of America. It was less than a month ago that The Athletic’s Fred Katz mistook the basic act of “hearing things” for echolocation, and now we are confronted with ESPN’s Ramona Shelburne forgetting how eyeballs work. … Read more

Rulebook Aficionados: Let’s Ride | Defector

These playoff have had everything, from unlikely comebacks to huge upsets to bloody feuds to preternatural feats of athleticism. You can keep all that. We true connoisseurs of professional sports controversies have been craving a rulebook kerfuffle, and in Sunday’s Stars home win over the Jets, we finally got one. This is why they play … Read more

Leon, No! | Defector

It didn’t matter that the Oilers jumped out to a 2–0 lead in Game 3. It didn’t matter that Stuart Skinner, forced back into action after Calvin Pickard’s injury, allowed fewer goals than he did in his two catastrophic starts against the Kings. And it didn’t matter that, with the score 3–2 Vegas in the … Read more

For Bea | Defector

I was still reeling in the aftermath of our dog Chop’s sudden and horrible heart-failure death, stunned and breathless with grief, feeling very much the way you do after taking a hard blow to the head, when all at once our Bea became a ghost of herself. She was old, and had been thinning in … Read more

An Abundance Of Concrete | Defector

Reliable sources tell me that you’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover. Until you actually read the thing, though, it’s the only data you have to go on. So here’s what I first noticed about Abundance, Ezra Klein’s and Derek Thompson’s zeitgeisty manifesto touting a construction-oriented liberalism: the wildlife. At risk of … Read more