The Celtics Will Just Keep Doing This Until We Are All Driven Insane

The higher-seeded and hosting Boston Celtics lost Game 1 of their Eastern Conference semifinal series against the New York Knicks on Monday night, 108–105. The Celtics led by 16 at halftime, and by 20 midway through the third quarter, and then spent the rest of the night barfing into their laps. Here is the funniest … Read more

Eli Manning Set To Compete With Former Giants Teammate for 10% Slice of $7,300,000,000 Franchise

The New York Giants are a cornerstone franchise of the NFL and have been around for 100 years. Tim Mara founded the team in 1925, and the franchise has been in his family ever since. The family sold half of the franchise to Preston Robert Tisch in 1991, and both the Maras and Tischs are … Read more

An Interview With A Fired EPA Environmental Justice Program Analyst

The way Amanda Cronin sees it, her environmental education began at the farmers’ market in her hometown in New York’s Hudson Valley. She marveled at the sheer abundance of produce, so much so that, at age 11, she became the market’s on-camera personality. Every Saturday, she would go to the market and interview a farmer … Read more

Ravens Release Justin Tucker, Claim It’s A “Football Decision”

NFL kicker Justin Tucker is currently under investigation by the league because 16 massage therapists have accused him of sexual misconduct. On Monday, he was released by the only team he’s ever played for, the Baltimore Ravens. But if those two things are related, the Ravens are pointedly refusing to admit it. The way that … Read more

SPOTTED: Jonathan Owens Makes Met Gala Debut Alongside Wife Simone Biles

Seven-time Olympic gold medalist Simone Biles and her husband, Chicago Bears safety Jonathan Owens, attended the 2025 Met Gala on Monday, May 5, at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. Dive into Pro Football Network’s FREE Mock Draft Simulator and run a mock by yourself or with your friends! Jonathan Owens and … Read more

Which NFC South Draft Pick Would You Steal For The Bucs?

A new Pewter Report Roundtable debuts every Tuesday on PewterReport.com. Each week, the Pewter Reporters tackle another tough Bucs question. This week’s prompt: Which draft pick would you steal for the Bucs from an NFC South rival? (Editor’s note: These picks aren’t replacing any Bucs draft picks. The exercise simply involves plucking one draft pick … Read more